Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
IF YOU’D WATCH THE PREVIOUS SPY KIDS YOU’D KNOW WHY STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG OR WHY ANTONIO BENDEREZ WAS DOING THAT I STILL HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR MACHETE BUT HE WAS IN A PREVIOUS MOVIE TOO SO
Hannibaladies Meme: [1/5] Ladies → Abigail Hobbs
She has a penchant for manipulation; withheld information to gain information. She demonstrated only enough emotion to prove she had them.
If you ever feel bad about your appearance, remember that Mads Mikkelsen doesn’t like his face and he is one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen
“i feel a million bucks” i say to you. you assume ive made a typo, but in reality ive spent the past 15 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, and their fur so soft.
the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
color meme → protect abigail hobbs at all costs + rainbow colors (requested by anon)
this should not be as funny as it is